collie parker.
"What a dipshit state this is. Fucking trees and one-horse towns everyplace."
Because that's the way I am, that's why. Any objections?
♪ In a cavern, in a canyon / Excavating for a mine / Lived a miner, forty-niner / And his daughter Clementine ♪
You could just die laughing, right?
"Who the hell am I gonna see between now and the end, huh? No one but the fucking pigs who come and stare. I'm homesick, and I'm fucking scared."